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Time For A Joke . . .
Farmer Samuel had a bad car accident involving a large truck. Weeks later in court, the trucking company's fancy Lawyer was questioning Samuel. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the Lawyer.
Samuel responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I just put my dog Rufus into the ..."
"I didn't ask for any details", the Lawyer interrupted, " just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Samuel said, "Well, I just got Rufus into the car and was driving down the road ..."
The Lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Samuel's answer and said to the Lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his dog Rufus."
Samuel thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, like I was saying, I just loaded Rufus into the car and was driving down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the Stop sign and smacked my car right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Rufus was thrown into another. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I heard Rufus moaning and groaning. I knew he was in terrible shape just by his groans. Then a Highway Patrolman came along. He could hear Rufus moaning and groaning so he went over to him. After he looked at him and saw the terrible condition Rufus was in, he took out his gun and shoots him between the eyes."
Then the Patrolman comes across the road, gun still in hand, looks at me and says, "How are you feeling?" "Now Judge, what would you say?"
Source: Sugar
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