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Time for a Laugh
So Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats into the water?"
To which Murphy replies: "You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat".
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner Love, chicken, beef or lamb?"
He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken. "
"Shut-up, you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."
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