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The Pearly Gates
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at The Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once , on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came across a gang of outlaw bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily- tattooed biker and kicked his bike over, smacked him in his face, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. "
St. Peter was impressed. "So, when did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
Source: More Sugar
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