so there is this old lady, and next door is a 5 year old boy. so the little boy was playing catch with a friend and he missed the catch. the ball went through the old lady's window and into her bedroom. he knew the old lady well so he went in through the front door. he walked into her bedroom and she was wearing only a bra and underwear. the little boy shouted, "now THERE'S a secret victoria should keep!"